Thursday, September 15, 2011
After 40 years, I have far more than just one thing to say about Columbo
"That's me — I'm paranoid. Every time I see a dead body, I think it's murder.…But that's me. I'd like to see everyone die of old age." — Lt. Columbo, "Étude in Black" (Season 2, Episode 1)

By Edward Copeland
Actually, television audiences met Lt. Columbo three times before his series debut 40 years ago on this date as part of the NBC Mystery Movie — and the first time he wasn't even played by Peter Falk. Though most who are old enough probably remember the series as part of a Sunday night rotation with NBC's other mystery series, McMillan & Wife and McCloud, the "wheel" actually started on Wednesday nights. The troika didn't move to Sunday until the second season. As far as the Columbo character goes, actor Bert Freed first played


I was too young to catch the early years in first run, but I remember how excited Henry Mancini's spooky theme music for The NBC Mystery Movie with the unknown figure waving a flashlight in all directions at whatever shows were in the rotation at the time followed by the announcer's booming voice announcing, "Tonight's episode —" It always punctured my balloon if he finished his statement with McMillan & Wife, McCloud or even Hec Ramsey. Thankfully, in this example, it is Columbo.
If you have never seen an episode of Columbo (and if that's the case, I must ask what the hell you've been doing with your life), you needn't worry that for a mystery series I'm being so carefree in identifying the various killers because what made Link & Levinson's creation (in this case the series, not the detective) so great was that you know from the outset who the murderer is. Spoiler alerts aren't necessary here because Columbo begins by showing the culprit plotting and carrying out his and her crime and Falk's intrepid homicide detective doesn't

Many directors whose names you'd recognize helmed a Columbo, though no one else who'd become a Spielberg. The other director who would probably go on to the most notable career would be Jonathan Demme, who directed an installment in its seventh season. Many known better for their acting gave it a try as well as some whose names might not ring a bell but who did direct some interesting features such as Jack Smight (No Way to Treat a Lady), Boris Sagal (The Omega Man), Richard Quine (My Sister Eileen, The Solid Gold Cadillac), Robert Butler (The Barefoot Executive, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes), Jeannot Szwarc (Somewhere in Time), Ted Post (Hang 'em High, Magnum Force) and James Frawley (The Muppet Movie). Other writers who would pass through included the prolific Stephen J. Cannell, Dean Hargrove, who went on to create or co-create The Father Dowling Mysteries and Matlock, and Larry Cohen who would go on to write and direct such quirky horror films as It's Alive and Q.
While the two previous made-for-TV movies had set the basic mold for what a Columbo mystery would be, it


It's obvious why they would re-team Falk with an actor such as Jack Cassidy more than once because some performers' chemistry with Falk's Columbo reached a perfection that you expect came from a lab and since the interplay between the lieutenant and the killer drove the show, why not go back to a proven winner as they did with Cassidy, who would return in seasons 3 and 5. He might have appeared again if he hadn't fallen

The second episode of its first season had another three-time killer, Robert Culp, as Brimmer, the head of a big private investigation agency hired by Ray Milland to find out if his much younger wife (Patricia Crowley) is



Falk won the first of his four Emmys (out of 11 nominations) for playing Columbo for that first season. The sole time the show won an Emmy for best series, it actually was shared ith the other NBC Mystery Movie members for outstanding limited series. Throughout its two runs (the original NBC run from 1971-78 and the ABC return from 1989-2003), it earned 38 Emmy nominations and won 11 awards. Because of the shared time

As I mentioned when I sadly had to write my appreciation of Peter Falk when he passed away in late June, there was much more to the actor than just Lt. Columbo, as great and iconic as Columbo is. Between the time he made his first Columbo movie Prescription: Murder and prior to filming his second Ransom for a Dead Man and beginning the series, Falk began another important creative relationship — with John Cassavetes. The two actually had worked as actors in 1969 first in the Italian gangster flick Machine Gun McCain, which also featured Gena Rowlands but didn't open in the U.S. until October 1970. The important film they made together though was Husbands (subtitled A Comedy About Life, Death and Freedom) that was written and directed by Cassavetes and co-starred Ben Gazzara. Falk became a vital part of Cassavetes' unofficial repertory company appearing in A Woman Under the Influence, Opening Night (as himself) and Big Trouble. The two also co-starred in Elaine May's Mikey and Nicky. The Cassavetes troupe all played with Falk on Columbo in some capacity. Rowlands appeared as the wife of a killer, Gazzara directed two episodes and Cassavetes starred as the killer in the second season premiere, "Étude in Black," one of the series' best episodes thanks to chemistry these two fine actors already had with one another.

Cassavetes plays gifted conductor and composer Alex Benedict who kills his pianist mistress (Anjanette Comer) after she threatens to tell his wife Janice (Blythe Danner) about their affair if he doesn't leave her. Benedict

For a network series to have more good episodes than bad, especially when it involves a set formula that they didn't tinker with much, Columbo truly stands as a monumental television achievement. Of course, I refer only to NBC years from 1971-1978. In a way, they had the luxury that cable series have now by not having to deliver so many episodes a year. While they call it seven seasons, it only adds up to 45 episodes. The sixth season only produced three episodes and no season made more than eight. In a way, it was the Curb Your Enthusiasm of mystery shows: A formula and a limited number of shows per season. When ABC revived Columbo in 1989, they tried originally to pair it with other mysteries, but they all eventually flopped and it just turned into occasional movies. Some were OK, but they had a hard time getting worthy killers except for the two appearances by McGoohan and had some silly outing where Columbo went undercover in disguise with accents and one where there wasn't even a murder but a kidnapping. Faye Dunaway won a guest actress Emmy for what really was a controversial one, "It's All in the Game," because Columbo purposely lets the killer get away because of the victim's loathsomeness. They had two seasons where they were regularly scheduled between 1989 and 1991 and then just TV movies. They made 24 in all.

However, those first 45, I could go on about them all. While it wasn't unusual in the NBC version to have killers who turned out to be more sympathetic than their victims, Columbo still took them to jail. Donald Pleasence's wine maker in "Any Old Port in a Storm" may be the best example. His playboy half-brother plans to sell the vineyards to another wine company, taking away his pride and joy and he kills him in a rage. He also was one of the few cultured characters who didn't look down on Columbo. When his longtime secretary (Julie Harris) figures out his guilt, she proposes he marry her to keep her quiet. Columbo solves the crime first and he gratefully confesses — finding prison preferable to marriage. "Freedom is purely relative," he tells Columbo, who brings out a special bottle of wine when he arrests him, which his high tastes approve. "You learn very well, lieutenant," he says.


If I had to pick, the fourth season episode "Negative Reaction" might be my favorite Columbo of them all. Written by Peter S. Fischer, who would later create Murder, She Wrote and directed by Alf Kjelllin, it cast Dick Van Dyke against type as an asshole and a killer — even if what little we saw of his wife (Antoinette Bower) made it appear as if she had it coming. Van Dyke plays Paul Gallesko, an acclaimed photographer



Tweet
Labels: Bochco, Cassavetes, Demme, Dunaway, Falk, Ferrer, Hitchcock, Joseph Cotten, Landau, Lee J. Cobb, Loy, Lupino, Nielsen, Nimoy, Pleasence, Ruth Gordon, Shatner, Spielberg, T. Mitchell, TV Tribute
Comments:
<< Home
Thanks for the kind words to the person who wrote about the Richard Kiley episode, but I need a name. We don't publish anonymous comments unless they have a name on the end.
Terrific commemoration. I have watched every episode and like you like just about every one of them. I particularly like a later one, "Columbo Goes to College".
You have one error in the article. The secretary in the Donald Pleasance episode was not Eva Marie Saint. She was Julie Harris.
Bob Rittner
You have one error in the article. The secretary in the Donald Pleasance episode was not Eva Marie Saint. She was Julie Harris.
Bob Rittner
You are correct. I don't know why but as those two actresses have aged, I find them to look a lot a like and confuse them when they were younger they didn't look like each other at all. Thanks. I'll fix that.
The only episode I can remember not liking was the one with Robert Vaughn and Diane Baker. It seemed to me Falk was being too hammy and some of it even made me uncomfortable, such as his squeezing Vaughn into the car.
Other episodes, such as the kidnapping or the Ed Begley Jr. one in which he went undercover broke the mold a bit, but had enough fun in them to keep me entertained.
Bob Rittner
Other episodes, such as the kidnapping or the Ed Begley Jr. one in which he went undercover broke the mold a bit, but had enough fun in them to keep me entertained.
Bob Rittner
My introduction to Columbo was virtually identical to my introduction to Perry Mason, through the "newer" TV movies rather than the original series. The first Columbo movie I saw was the first of the ABC mysteries ("Columbo Goes to the Guillotine" wherein he pursues a fraudulent psychic/murderer) and I was instantly hooked. I knew who Peter Falk was from THE PRINCESS BRIDE but didn't realize how brilliant an actor he truly was until I saw his Lt. Columbo. Years later, after checking out a book from the library called THE COLUMBO PHILE, I decided to acquaint myself with all of the older movies and although I still have quite a bit of affection for the more recent ones (the aforementioned "Columbo Goes to College" and "Columbo Cries Wolf" being two of my favorites), the original ones are generally speaking superior.
You're right, Ed, in that the ones with Dick Van Dyke and Donald Pleasance are great. The one with Leonard Nimoy as a wicked doctor, a "A Stitch in Crime" I believe it's called, is also one of my favorites (it features one of those rare occasions where Columbo shows a display of temper as he shows his cards to the suspect). The one with Ruth Gordon as a mystery writer who is avenging the murder of her daughter at the hands of her son-in-law ("Try and Catch Me" it's called) is a wonderful one. Particularly a scene in which Columbo makes a very honest speech about his job it to a club of women.
If I had to pick a favorite funny moment, though, from a Columbo mystery, it would be in "An Exercise in Fatality" wherein Columbo deals with the frustration of state bureaucracy and modern technology in the span of five minutes. He goes to a government building to see if a particular person worked there, is told he can't bring in is cigar (even unlit) and ends up not only waiting forever for the information he needs but being treated quite horribly by the woman behind the counter. He then makes a phone call and ends up leaving a hilariously robotic-sounding message on an answering machine and then retrieves his cigar from the ashtray before leaving the building. It's hysterical.
You're right, Ed, in that the ones with Dick Van Dyke and Donald Pleasance are great. The one with Leonard Nimoy as a wicked doctor, a "A Stitch in Crime" I believe it's called, is also one of my favorites (it features one of those rare occasions where Columbo shows a display of temper as he shows his cards to the suspect). The one with Ruth Gordon as a mystery writer who is avenging the murder of her daughter at the hands of her son-in-law ("Try and Catch Me" it's called) is a wonderful one. Particularly a scene in which Columbo makes a very honest speech about his job it to a club of women.
If I had to pick a favorite funny moment, though, from a Columbo mystery, it would be in "An Exercise in Fatality" wherein Columbo deals with the frustration of state bureaucracy and modern technology in the span of five minutes. He goes to a government building to see if a particular person worked there, is told he can't bring in is cigar (even unlit) and ends up not only waiting forever for the information he needs but being treated quite horribly by the woman behind the counter. He then makes a phone call and ends up leaving a hilariously robotic-sounding message on an answering machine and then retrieves his cigar from the ashtray before leaving the building. It's hysterical.
Of the newer ones, I did like "Columbo Goes to College" a lot." I loved the Ruth Gordon one and originally had planned to make that one I wrote about in detail, but it was growing so long that I had to cut it down. He had a bit about bureaucracy and having to stand in many lines also in "Blueprint for Murder," the only one he directed himself. If I'd had time and room and I would have done the Cassidys, Culps and McGoohans in detail.
I must have been about ten when the NBC Mystery movie cycle first aired -- I remembered my family watched all of them, but Columbo was far and away the favorite. I hadn't seen that intro clip in nearly forty years.
My wife and I have been watching Columbo on Netflix streaming lately. They hold up amazingly well. Great stuff.
My wife and I have been watching Columbo on Netflix streaming lately. They hold up amazingly well. Great stuff.
Another of the newer ones I like is "Murder, Smoke and Shadows" where Fisher Stevens plays a successful young director clearly modeled after Steven Spielberg (who, as you pointed out, Ed, directed the first of the Columbo movies to run in rotation).
Robert Rittner's least favorite episode, "Last Salute to the Commodore" is my favorite. I enjoyed almost all of the NBC ones save the Susan Clark and Ricardo Montablan movies but the Commodore had me guessing up until the end.
Rich G
Rich G
It is interesting how tastes can differ so radically. As Ed points out, the regular format was that we all knew the killer and how s/he did it, and the fun was watching Columbo unravel the best laid plans-and unnerve the killer in the process.
I don't mind when that format is altered so long as the characters are interesting and the dialogue and situations are fun. But in my view, Falk was exaggerating Columbo's eccentricities far too much in the Commodore episode-to the point of self-parody.
And while there were a few scenes that were amusing or interesting-Wilfred Hyde-White mentioning his motel rendezvous comes to mind-the rest of it played pretty much like a standard whodunit with no one character particularly interesting. Part of the fun in Columbo was the interaction between Columbo and the killer, a feature missing in the "Commodore".
As an aside, the Louis Jordan one is another favorite. "That's the damnedest example of good citizenship I've ever seen" (or something like that).
I don't mind when that format is altered so long as the characters are interesting and the dialogue and situations are fun. But in my view, Falk was exaggerating Columbo's eccentricities far too much in the Commodore episode-to the point of self-parody.
And while there were a few scenes that were amusing or interesting-Wilfred Hyde-White mentioning his motel rendezvous comes to mind-the rest of it played pretty much like a standard whodunit with no one character particularly interesting. Part of the fun in Columbo was the interaction between Columbo and the killer, a feature missing in the "Commodore".
As an aside, the Louis Jordan one is another favorite. "That's the damnedest example of good citizenship I've ever seen" (or something like that).
My favorite Columbo episode is "Now You See Him" Jack Cassidy played his villian deliciously to the hilt. An honorable mention for Eddie Albert's smug and homicidal general in "Dead Weight" The beautiful Suzanne Pleshette was a delight and to get to my real point. You could put Peter Falk with all of these great actors and none of them could ever upstage him although Mr.Cassidy came the closest. Very nice tribute Mr.Copeland...Jeff Barrows
I just treated myself to some DVDs of the sixth and seventh seasons of Columbo. The first episode featured William Shatner as a narcissistic TV actor/killer. The scene where Columbo has just finished interviewing Ward Fowler, and first cannot find the front door and then cannot unlock it to get out, was screamingly funny. Peter Falk was a natural. Fondly, Michael K.
Almost all of the original first-run Columbos are a treat and Shatner always comes off better when he just gives in and embraces the ham he is instead of trying to act seriously.
Of the late episodes, I, too, was particularly fond of "Columbo Goes to College". But in the absurd department, the one with William Shatner "Butterfly in Shades of Gray" is the award winner. In that one, he allegedly has a mustache that is never the same two scenes in a row. And he overacts the entire episode -- Not surprising. I also liked Molly Hagan in that. We don't see enough of her.
Steve Scheiber
Steve Scheiber
I's like to make a correction to someone's comment about the episode called "Try and Catch Me". Abigail Mitchell did not kill to avenge the killing of her daughter. The girl was her niece, and her victim was not her son-in-law, but her nephew by marriage to her niece.
Post a Comment
<< Home